Funny Quotes

funny quotes about life



best funny quotes


Funny Quotes About Life is updated on a weekly base so you can learn and enjoy from other Funny life situations

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. -“Prince Philip”funny quotes

Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.-“Françoise Sagan”

funny quotes
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. – “Albert Einstein”

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.-“Earl Wilson”

Top Funny quotes about life

It’s not your salary that makes you rich, it’s your spending habits. –”Charles Jaffe”
funny quotes about life

Beware of little expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship. –”Benjamin Franklin”

Time means a lot to me because, you see, I, too, am also a learner and am often lost in the joy of forever developing and simplifying. If you love life, don’t waste time, for time is what life is made up of. – “Bruce Lee”
funny quotes about life

We know what we are, but know not what we may be. – “William Shakespeare”

Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking. – “Marcus Aurelius”

Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. – “Samuel Butler”
funny quotes about life

When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us. -“Alexander Graham Bell”

The most Funniest quotes about life

The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well. -“Ralph Waldo Emerson”

Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. – “Dennis P. Kimbro”
funny inspirational quotes

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. -“Steve Jobs”

He who wants to do good, knocks at the gate; he who loves finds the gates open. –  “Tagore Thakur”

Life can be difficult and some times all you need is the right quote
In the right time  – “unknown”


funny inspirational quotes

the best funny inspirational quotes


Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes! – Billy Connolly

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” – Abraham Lincoln

“Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.”– Anton Chekhov

“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.”– Benjamin Franklin

Sharing is caring!